This Dawg is ready for the World Cup

I’m in heaven wearing my new T-shirt from Fluid-Tees

Thanks @fluidtees – @egichomo bet you didn’t know you were making dogtease when I ordered the T-shirts

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This T-shirt was delivered 3 hours after ordered through @egichomo in Nairobi. Amazing people! Thank you guys! Pluto is well ready for the World Cup! GOOOO AAAFFFRIIIICAAAAAAA!!!!

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You know you’re Kenyan when? Hilarious Twitter Meme…

Thanks to @iAlen this hilarious twitter meme reminded me of why I love  Kenya and Kenyans – if you haven’t already contributed get onto twitter and write a post that starts with #youknowyourkenyan

1. natekev #youknowyourKenyan when international artistes fail to show up in ur country days to their concert about 2 hours ago from mobile web
2. dnyaga #youknowyourKenyan when you speak #swanglish (Me i kulad, i somad, … , then i lalaad!) (via @mtotowajirani @kenyanpundit @intelligensia) about 2 hours ago from choqoK
3. bytebandit #youknowyourKenyan if you get an adrenalin rush and dance like whoa!! when the DJ hits a gospel track in the club. about 2 hours ago from twibble
4. bytebandit #youknowyourKenyan when someone says “crips” instead of “crisps” about 2 hours ago from twibble
5. iAlen @MosesKoinange U ulalad vibaya sana on #youknowyourKenyan and now u r a watchman. lol <kubaff> lol about 5 hours ago from web
6. PBSIdeaLab kenyanpundit: RT @inteligensia:#youknowyourKenyan when you speak #swanglish (Me i kulad, i somad, i twittered, then i lalaad!) (via @mtot.. about 6 hours ago from twitterfeed
7. Wyndago #youknowyourkenyan when you utter half a word in the middle of a sentence just to complete it ‘..then he ca..? He came’ about 6 hours ago from mobile web
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9. kenyanpundit RT @inteligensia:#youknowyourKenyan when you speak #swanglish (Me i kulad, i somad, i twittered, then i lalaad!) (via @mtotowajirani) about 7 hours ago from Nambu
10. Mwirigi RT @gitts: #youknowyourkenyan when the car in front of you is a Toyota about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
11. bnalyanya @robmugget It’s just too cruel. Meanwhile, you should check out #youknowyourKenyan. Isiolo? about 7 hours ago from Snaptu
12. kairitu #youknowyourkenyan when some random mamaz show up at your house and tell the mboch “tumetumwa na mwenye nyumba tuchukue gas,fridge….etc” about 9 hours ago from mobile web
13. gitts RT @mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you sin all week long and expect that going to Church& Christian music on Sunday will erase it all about 9 hours ago from web
14. soleaddict1 RT @ArcherMishale: #youknowyourKenyan when your Form 1 initiation involved filling a bucket with darkness! about 9 hours ago from Snaptu
15. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you sin all week long and expect that going to Church, listening to Christian music on Sunday will erase it all about 9 hours ago from Seesmic Desktop
16. gitts #youknowyourkenyan when you buy a Toyota yet you wanted a Subaru about 9 hours ago from web
17. gitts #youknowyourkenyan when the car in front of you is a Toyota about 9 hours ago from web
18. AkelLove #youknowyourkenyan when you’ll take anything that’s free. about 9 hours ago from mobile web
19. AkelLove #youknowyourkenyan when your president is senile. about 9 hours ago from mobile web
20. gitts RT ArcherMishale #youknowyourKenyan when all your furniture, including the tv, stereo are covered in knitted vitambaa. about 9 hours ago from web
21. gitts #youknowyourKenyan when you pronounce heart, hat, hurt and hut the same way about 9 hours ago from web
22. sheetrace Lol! RT @mtotowajirani: #youknowyourKenyan when you stop to stare at something a crowd is staring at (even if its the sky! Lol.) about 9 hours ago from Mobile Tweete
23. kairitu #youknowyourkenyan when you cant wait for mayoral elections to happen coz most definately cityhall watauana. about 9 hours ago from Snaptu
24. mountainous RT @gitts: #youknowyourKenyan when you are surprised that the road doesn’t have any potholes about 9 hours ago from Seesmic Desktop
25. kairitu #youknowyourkenyan when the goverment announces an emergency vaccination then the parents go like “they want to make our kids sterile” about 9 hours ago from Snaptu
26. gitts #youknowyourKenyan when you have a VHS tape of Sarafina in your digs about 9 hours ago from web
27. sheetrace RT @inteligensia: #youknowyourKenyan when your neighbours kids are called ocampo, obama and bolt! (via @mtotowajirani) about 9 hours ago from Mobile Tweete
28. gishungwa RT @ArcherMishale: #youknowyourKenyan when you shave off your eyebrows then use eye pencil.. LOL about 9 hours ago from TwInbox
29. gitts RT @egm_photo #youknowyourKenyan if you complain about the dirty condition of the streets/roads, and toss stuff out of your car window ! about 9 hours ago from web
30. gitts RT mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you insist on staying on the more expensive, unreliable, congested cellphone network about 9 hours ago from web
31. gitts #youknowyourKenyan when you have a dog called simba and mbwa kali sign on your gate about 9 hours ago from web
32. gitts #youknowyourKenyan when you pronounce Milo me-lo instead of my-lo about 9 hours ago from web

1. mountainous RT @gitts: #youknowyourKenyan when every time you alight from public transport you have to check your pockets about 10 hours ago from Seesmic Desktop
2. inteligensia #youknowyourKenyan when you speak #swanglish (Me i kulad, i somad, i twittered, then i lalaad!) (via @mtotowajirani) about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
3. magaribina Si #youknowyourKenyan when you somehow manage to turn every third sentence into a question, yeah ? about 10 hours ago from web
4. inteligensia #youknowyourKenyan When (most of) u plan the most cliche’d & unimaginative dates ever. Eti Java, Dormans na Silverbird pekee?(via @MoMaalim) about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
5. magaribina #youknowyourKenyan if you measure distance by shillings ( si mbali – ni thirty bob tu) about 10 hours ago from web
6. paulakahumbu @MosesKoinange #youknowyourKenyan when someone shows up 2 hours late and says ‘don’t worry, it’s African time” (time to kill them!) about 10 hours ago from web
7. mountainous RT @mtotowajirani: #youknowyourKenyan when you attend weddings for free food, cake and dancing!<== True! even when you don’t know the couple about 10 hours ago from Seesmic Desktop
8. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when the whole village (including the chief) come for your graduation ceremony and insist on decorating you with Tinsel! about 10 hours ago from Seesmic Desktop
9. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when christmas lunch or any party isn’t complete without Chapatis about 10 hours ago from web
10. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you expect “Serikali” to do everything for you, feed, educate, cloth, employ, treat. Heck even pay your Dowry! about 11 hours ago from web
11. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan whenever you asked by a TV reporter about any calamity/problem you respond starting with “Serikali inapaswa kusaidia….. about 11 hours ago from web
12. wilfylou #youknowyourkenyan when you say excusssss instead of excuse me. about 11 hours ago from mobile web
13. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you ask for a salary advance the week after payday! about 11 hours ago from web
14. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when your ultimate concept of going out is Nyamachoma in a dingy joint while grooving to Mugithi/Benga/lingala about 11 hours ago from web
15. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you think only people from Central love money, We ALL love money!!!!! about 11 hours ago from web
16. mountainous #youknowyourkenyan when you actually believe HIV/AIDS only infects unmarried/loose/poor/uneducated people about 11 hours ago from web
17. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you send a hot chick credit and she flashes you back to just say thanks! @paulakahumbu @Kericho120 about 11 hours ago from web

1. iAlen @coldtusker @mountainous @bnalyanya #youknowyourKenyan when you send a hot chick credit and she flashes you back to just say thanks! about 11 hours ago from web
2. egm_photo #youknowyourKenyan if you complain about the dirty condition of the streets/roads, yet you toss stuff out of your car window free style! about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
3. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you can’t get your grammar right even in the hash-tag @paulakahumba about 11 hours ago from web
4. iAlen @anyixbaby @coldtusker @mountainous @bnalyanya RT hahah #youknowyourKenyan when you can’t get your grammar right even in the hash-tag about 11 hours ago from web
5. iAlen @mountainous RT mountainous #youknowyourKenyan when you flash someone and when he@she calls back you only say you wanted to say Hi!!!! lol about 11 hours ago from web
6. mountainous #youknowyourKenyan when you stop the matatu infront of your gate then spend all day bitching about how Matatu are causing jam about 11 hours ago from Gravity
7. mountainous #youknowyourKenyan when you wait till the last minute to do your back to school/christmas/household shopping about 11 hours ago from Gravity
8. mountainous #youknowyourKenyan when you call someone just to ask ‘uko wap?’ about 11 hours ago from Gravity
9. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when someone insists there only one First family and Wambui et al know otherwise….. about 11 hours ago from web
10. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you call State House and the person on the other end goes, “You want a srap?” lol about 11 hours ago from web
11. iAlen #youknowyourkenyan when on Sunday Kibaki didnt go to kabarak for sunday service! about 12 hours ago from web
12. iAlen #youknowyourkenyan in Tanzania having a Tusker and its just tastes like crap! about 12 hours ago from web
13. iAlen #youknowyourkenyan when your in Tanzania and wabongo are speaking in Swa! about 12 hours ago from web
14. iAlen @anyixbaby RT Wat? @theziza @viperdamus i misd tht news! Wats tht condoms leaking? Thts wen #youknowyourkenyan hahahahaha about 12 hours ago from web
15. coldtusker RT @paulakahumbu: #youknowyourKenyan when someone calls you and says “who am I speaking to?” [What’s with that???] about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck

1. anyixbaby Wat? @theziza @viperdamus i misd tht news! Wats tht condoms leaking? Thts wen #youknowyourkenyan about 12 hours ago from mobile web
2. Shiko_Msa iAlen @paulakahumbu @crystalsimeoni when peeps queue at express counter with trolleyfulls #supermarkets #youknowyourkenyan. @toneendungu about 12 hours ago from mobile web
3. iAlen @Shiko_Msa @paulakahumbu @crystalsimeoni RT #youknowyourKenyan when goodbye’s end in “nice time”…uh…yeah you too… about 12 hours ago from web
4. Mwirigi #youknowyourKenyan when there’s no news on the news (its the same old same old) about 12 hours ago from dabr
5. crystalsimeoni #youknowyourKenyan when goodbye’s end in “nice time”…uh…yeah you too… about 12 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
6. queenkenya562 SO SOMEONE JUST TWEETED ME WITH THIS TRENDING TOPIC #youknowyourKenyan LOL I’m NOT FROM KENYA I’M FROM LBC NORF TO BE EXACT about 12 hours ago from twidroid
7. iAlen @paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you say “Hello” and he answers “fine” …what the hell do you say next? hahahahahahahahaha about 12 hours ago from web
8. iAlen @kainvestor@Shiko_Msa @paulakahumbu RT #youknowyourKenyan when someone calls you and says “who am I speaking to?” hahaha about 12 hours ago from web
9. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you get back from holiday and your manager says “your back from China?” about 12 hours ago from web
10. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you’re next door neighbour is a Mungiki adherant and you cant report it to the authorities about 12 hours ago from web
11. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when someone calls you and says “who am I speaking to?” about 12 hours ago from web
12. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you start negotiating for you wallet from the pickpocket on a mathree about 12 hours ago from web
13. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when being able to say “I’ve never given a bribe” is something worth getting a prize for about 12 hours ago from web
14. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when you steal from public coffers and get reappointed Minister about 13 hours ago from web
15. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you say “Hello” and he answers “fine” …what the hell do you say next? about 13 hours ago from web
16. iAlen @queenkenya562 @MosesKoinange @paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you call a parastatal and the receptionist goes, “kunatia?” about 13 hours ago from web
17. paulakahumbu @Shiko_Msa nice one …and #youknowyourKenyan when she says “Imagine” in response to every statement about 13 hours ago from web

1. Shiko_Msa @paulakahumbu when the word ‘otherwise’ is a greeting #youknowyourkenyan? about 13 hours ago from mobile web
2. iAlen RT #youknowyourKenyan when the radio DJ tells a crying woman who called in to stay with her brutal husband for the sake of the kids lol about 13 hours ago from web
3. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when police refuse your offer of pie in a bag in response to “can u give us something for lunch” – I did that 🙂 ha ha about 13 hours ago from web
4. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when police get into ur car 2 get 2 next police check then offer u KSh 200 for fuel – 4 hours later! about 13 hours ago from web
5. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when the breakdown service truck is being towed – I saw that today! about 13 hours ago from web
6. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when the traffic police are push starting their car about 13 hours ago from web
7. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when u turn on radio and they r playing Roger Whittaker – we must b the only people on the planet who listen to that crap about 13 hours ago from web
8. iAlen @paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you get “leave a message” when you dial 911 lolest @moseskoinange @ialen @kainvestor about 13 hours ago from web
9. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when they give you anti malaria pills for a headache about 13 hours ago from web
10. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you get “number out of service” when you dial 911 or KWS hotline for that matter about 13 hours ago from web
11. paulakahumbu #youknowyourKenyan when you tell the guy who jumped the q to go back to the end and he says “do you know who I am?” F%$#@ers! about 13 hours ago from web
12. paulakahumbu @moseskoinange @ialen @kainvestor #youknowyourKenyan when ur warned “uta lala ndani” for worn tyres about 13 hours ago from web
13. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when Michuki rattles at you and you cant do anything about it! about 13 hours ago from web
14. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when Mulu Mutisya was one of Moi’s closest pals… about 13 hours ago from web
15. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when half of the MP’s in the house have past criminal convictions! ouch! about 13 hours ago from web
16. iAlen #youknowyourKenyan when 17 screaming cars 42 bikes with flashing lights pull traffic off road 2 let Rais attend to a golf lunch on a Monday about 13 hours ago from web
17. wayneryner #youknowyourKenyan when you rape, steal n kill and expect your kids to love n respect you about 13 hours ago from web