Joke…What’s it like in a Kenyan Hell?
A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, “What do they do here?” He is told “first they put
you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound
of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Kenyan hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed,
he asks, “What do they do here?”
He is told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Kenyan devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day.”
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to
get in?” asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, “Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair
doesn’t work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on……And the Kenyan devil used to be a civil servant, So he comes in,signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!”
………… ….. IT PAYS TO BE A KENYAN HUH?
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